Characteristics: Party model, bow (removable), Jacquard fabric 100 % cotton, internal covering in the cloth, backs confided in format of pyramid
Obvs. For Ella Eyre the colour was the least of her worries as she tweeted: the dress is f****** ugly, the colour is the least of my concerns. Predictably a flurry of hilarious memes have emerged showing John Travolta kissing the dress at the 'Oscars', Kim Kardashian covering up with the garment during her famous Paper magazine shoot and Mean Girls' Regina George confessing: "That's the ugliest effing dress I've ever seen."
Theres a reason why its worn every Halloween, even decades later
Fabric and fit come next, because an occasion dress should make you feel confident all night
Lets get back to the dressing instead
At a low point, this bonkers script came across my desk