This is classic janky style furniture
In the middle of the Ming Dynasty, during the Little Ice Age, the weather was extremely cold, so people designed long thick top and used a high collar, while buttons were starting to used to fasten the clothes in order to protect against the chilly wind
Our hair would be sprayed and formed into stiff banana curls, or up-dos with two tendrils placed just so
A grandad or collarless shirt meanwhile looks modern, and not like you forgot your tie
It's smothered in thickly atmospheric obsessions with sex, dread, paranoia, and voyeurism, not to mention a heavy dose of "Psycho"-like psychobabble about a wannabe transsexual who's compelled to slash up any attractive female who reminds him--the horror!--that he's still very much a man
However, you could use soy sauce if you prefer